A master of disguise.
A supermum (obviously), disguised as someone who has no idea what in God’s name they are doing.

Also amongst my many guises are that of a girl in her early 30s who cares about her appearance, likes to carry a handbag rather than a change bag, has a good job (well…had) and has some form of social life (this is so disguised, even I can’t find it).
Just thinking out loud whilst I try to work out if I will ever understand the many acronyms used on mumsnet.